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About Not the Robots
You are a robot in an office building. You have to eat furniture and not get caught. A mysterious story unfolds. Not The Robots is this year’s most exciting Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It’s a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture - which is also your stealth cover.
Release Date
Dec 12, 2013
Developer
2DArray
Publisher
tinyBuild
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Is Not the Robots worth buying?

Steam
78.69% positive
'Mostly Positive', 563 reviews
Metacritic
59

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What is Not the Robots about?

You are a robot in an office building. You have to eat furniture and not get caught. A mysterious story unfolds. Not The Robots is this year’s most exciting Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It’s a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture - which is also your stealth cover.

IndieStrategyActionAction RoguelikeStealthRobotsRogue-liteSingleplayer

Game modes: Single player

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What is the cheapest place to buy Not the Robots?

Right now the lowest price for Not the Robots we're tracking is $0.35 at Kinguin — 82% below Steam's $1.99. We compare 3 stores and prices refresh every few minutes.

What is the lowest price Not the Robots has ever been?

The lowest price we've recorded for Not the Robots is $0.35 at Kinguin on May 28, 2026. The current best price matches that all-time low — historically a good time to buy.

Is Not the Robots worth buying?

79% of 563 Steam user reviews for Not the Robots are positive ("Mostly Positive"). It also holds a Metacritic score of 59.

When was Not the Robots released?

Not the Robots released on December 12, 2013, developed by 2DArray and published by tinyBuild.

What platforms is Not the Robots available on?

Not the Robots is available on Linux, PC (Microsoft Windows), Mac. It supports single player.

Where's the cheapest place to buy Not the Robots?

The cheapest Not the Robots price right now is $0.35 at Kinguin, 82% below the Steam price.

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All-time low: $0.35 at Kinguin on May 28, 2026 — the current best price matches it, a good time to buy.

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